Awkward word spacing aside, this looks like a winner!
Spread eagle post sitting, the fashion of the day.
Or walk. Whichever.
Daddy either robbed a very small bank, or cleaned up after a very big dog.
Forearms.
You can't see from this angle, but she’s not wearing shoes.
Yum is right! Can't you just taste that delicious ice cream sliding down your long, tapered throat?
OK.
Sure.
What do kids love about ice cream? The gelatin, silly! Also from cows.
Yum. Much better than that Warhol debacle.
WHY CHILDREN WILL LIKE IT: Ice cream, muscular calves.
