WHY CHILDREN WILL LIKE IT: It has stinky seagulls.
WHAT ELSE? The art looks like something children might do themselves.

Daddy either robbed a very small bank, or cleaned up after a very big dog.
You can't see from this angle, but she’s not wearing shoes.
Yum is right! Can't you just taste that delicious ice cream sliding down your long, tapered throat?
Sure.
